Is Brit a Skinhead?

I knew this would happen sooner or later - either her hair would fall out due to all the dye jobs and torture she's done to her hair; or she would be forced to shave it once it got so lice-riddled and greasy that there was no other choice.

Maybe she's re-inventing herself as Sinead O' Spears? Or maybe she's really a Skinhead? I'm not sure if the public can handle the truth. I'm not really sure if the public really cares; other than just to watch the demise of this former teenie bopper.

Justin in a Box

In what may be the best SNL skit I've seen in 10 years, Justin Timberlake puts his sexy in this little box.

However, with his new look and skills, I think he may be ready to get Britney back. He's certainly in her league now.

Here are just some of the lyrics to his new song, which probably will take her back to the wooing K-Fed did to Brit at the beginning of her relationship:

Not gonna get you a diamond ring -- That sort of gift don't mean anything -- Not gonna get you a fancy car -- Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star -- Not gonna get you a house in the hills -- A girl like you needs somethin' real --Wanna get you somethin' from the heart -- Somethin' special girl -- It's my d*** in a box, my d*** in a box babe

Tori Explodes at Baby Shower

I know it's wrong to call pregnant people fat or say they look like crap, but I think this may be the worst picture of any pregnant person I've seen yet!

Unfortunately, black is not at all slimming on Tori. In fact, I think it may highlight her double chin.

I think Tori needs to put all of her cookies away in all those TupperWare containers she got at her shower.