Tom Christ or Jesus Cruise?

Which name do you like better? Because you better get used to one of them. According to The Sun (a most respectable news source), Tommy-Boy is the new “Christ” of Scientology.

Not to let anything get to his already oversized noggin, followers of Scientology believe that Cruise will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion. This from a group who believe that humans are born with alien souls and that we must rid of them through a very complex, and expensive process.

Hey, to each his own. I'm holding off on joining this cult for the time-being. I'd rather wait until Brad Pitt becomes the new 'Father Theresa' and follow in his teachings.